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Tumbleweedin'

by Exit From The Auditorium

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Walking up to the Hilton Hotel It’s 8am and dark as hell And my steel toe cap boots are killing my feet And my Costa coffee’s gone colder than a witches teat I’m gonna strim the shit outta this lawn And this Rodadendrum’s gonna wish it’d not been born I might jump on the mower, cut me some grass But not before sweeping up the carpark I’ve been chasing leaves all morning And I just can’t seem to stop yawning Cuz chasing leaves is boring Cuz the leaves just keep keep keep on falling Hop in the van, Magic FM And I can’t believe they’re playing that same track again Lionel Ritchie’s okay, but I need something more To get me through these arduous chores We’ve got litter to pick and weeds to pull As I think about how I should’ve turn up to school Coffee break's at ten, six hours to go In London even labourers drink cappuccino I’ve been chasing leaves all morning And I just can’t seem to stop yawning Cuz chasing leaves is boring Cuz the leaves just keep keep keep on falling
2.
If the world ended tomorrow I wouldn’t have to go to work Or polish my work boots, or iron my work shirt No moronic fools, no more rules to follow If the world ended tomorrow If the world ended tomorrow there’d be no more bills to pay No more overdraft charges, or PPI to claim No need to beg or steal or borrow If the world ended tomorrow If the world ended tomorrow I wouldn’t need to exercise There'd be no calories to burn or desires to deny No delicious food to chew or swallow If the world ended tomorrow If the world ended tomorrow I wouldn’t have to fall in love Do an online dating profile, get an online dating snub There’d be no heartache, nor joy, nor sorrow If the world ended tomorrow
3.
Watching True Detective in your bedroom, baby With ginger cake and sparkling wine And as the credits roll a familiar tune starts playing And you held my hand so tight We’re on the Townes tonight He was born into influence and riches But lived in trailer parks for most of his life Playing dive bars for ten bucks and a jar of whisky Singing “waiting around to die” We’re on the Townes tonight So let’s dance on Bob Dylan’s coffee table Wear your favourite cowboy boots and I’ll wear mine From the Texas plains to the mountains of Colorado Counting stars on the Nashville skyline We’re on the Townes tonight You rendered him in wool and wire and stitches Had a few beers and had yourselves a time But the road’s his home so he went a-ramblin’ The cowboy poet wrote his last line We’re on the Townes tonight
4.
Must-See TV 03:36
I once taught chemistry "You’ve not got long to live" They said to me So I started cooking meth I was an ad exec With a dead man’s name On my pay check And whisky on my breath A wealth of experience, none of which happened to me I was far too occupied with must-see TV I was a Mafia man Spent half of my life With a gun in my hand And the other half in therapy A hurricane came And flattened our town But an act of God won’t keep us down When there’s music in the street A wealth of experience, none of which happened to me I was far too occupied with must-see TV From New York to New Mexico From New Jersey to New Orleans
5.
I wrote a generic love song for you The words aren't great but I hope they'll do Something about sunsets and something about fate Forgive me if I don't write you a generic middle eight I wrote a generic love song for you The words aren't great but at least they’re true I hope my lack of originality doesn't badly reflect On the level of sincerity you've come to expect I wrote a generic love song for you The words aren't great so far and they don’t improve All the songs on the radio that promised you the earth You wanted Mr Darcy but I’m hardly Colin Firth I wrote a generic love song for you I’ve forgotten the words so do-be-do-be-do And this is what love is actually like Expectations are never quite met, try as we might
6.
When he was very young music spoke to him From John Denver to Led Zeppelin Just a backwoods Ohio boy with a guitar on his knee Now the music he makes speaks to me He headed out west seeking fortune and fame But none of the rock journalists could pronounce his name Until he signed a contract with Ivo-Watts and 4AD Now the music he makes speaks to me Some people love him, while others just can’t relate To his songs about kitty cats or the first time he got laid Well songwriters are liars, but there are those with integrity And the music he makes speaks to me I’ll never forget the first time I heard him sing The whole room fell so silent you could hear the drop of a pin After the show I shook his hand and he signed my merch stand CD The music he makes speaks to me He’s a pugilist poet, a brawler with a guitar case Tattered notebook in his hand and a frown etched on his face As a young man he courted women and now he courts controversy But the music he makes speaks to me So thank you, thank you, thank you for picking up a pen For writing the words you write and for singing them For getting up on stage in far away towns and strange cities Because the music you make speaks to me

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released January 3, 2016

Words, music, guitar and vocals by Jay Fynn

Recorded at Artspace Studio with Tom Gillieron

Mastered by Dave Delaney

Cover image by Liz Powner

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